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The Convergence

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It's hapening

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gordol
3 days ago
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A guy is sitting at a bar eating the nuts in the bowl that are
on the counter. As he looks down he notices that there was a nut
talking to him. As he gets closer he can hear what it is saying
to him, it says, "Hey your one good looking guy!" Another nut
said, "Yeah and I bet you're rich too!"

The man asks the bartender, "What's up with those nuts?" The
bartender just replies, "They are complimentary nuts."
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jlvanderzwan
2 days ago
This got more laughter out of me than the comic
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Commitment Phobia

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I'm sure it will be fine

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gordol
9 days ago
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To be fair, since they're both using mobile phones, the area code is meaningless to determine where someone lives.
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Shuttle Skeleton

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It's believed to be related to the Stellar Sea Cow.
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gordol
26 days ago
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So, a whale or dolphin? Maybe a seal?
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DexX
17 days ago
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I heartily approve of this alt text.
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Intestinal Fortitude

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that's at least five too many burritos

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gordol
32 days ago
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Stay strong, Faye!
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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for Wed, 18 May 2022

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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis on Wed, 18 May 2022

Source - Patreon

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gordol
47 days ago
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AKA a clue-by-four.
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Coming Home

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How rude

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gordol
55 days ago
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Yay Yay!
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