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d'awww...
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Car wash I use doesn't like the cars. It spits on them.
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Actually, this makes a car wash sound like a giant mechanical puppy. Now I like it more!
I'm glad modern car washes use synthetic baleen, instead of harvesting it from whales like 1800s car washes did.
But he's such a king at it.
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Not even going to interview any of the hundreds of others trying to apply?
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If you are self-aware of your misconceptions, how can you still have misconceptions?
New Baltimore, MI
Wash: "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." Jayne: "Damn straight."
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Yay!
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